Posted by breanne on August 26, 02 at 21:16:17:
In Reply to: long, but funny; Daddy's Rules for Dating posted by OnBelay on July 27, 19100 at 20:10:38:
: Thought this would be appropriate for those of you with daughters:
: Daddy's Rules for Dating
: Rule One: If you pull into the driveway and honk, you'd better be delivering a package because you won't be picking anything up.
: Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your hands or eyes off my daughter's body, I will remove them.
: Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please do not take this as an insult, but you and all your friends are complete idiots. Still, in an effort to be fair and open about this issue, I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwearshowing and your pants two sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to insure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will utilize my new electric nail gun to fasten your trousers securely to your waist.
: Rule Four: I'm sure that you've been told that in today's world, sex wiothout utilizing a "Barrier Method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate: When it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.
: Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and your only response to this question is "early"
: Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.
: Rule Seven: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, midle aged has-been, but on issues related to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless God of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.
Dont u trust your daughter to make the right choice? Shell do it if shes ready, if not trust her to make the right decidion, dont scare off her boyfriend, then youll lose her for ever.Let her live her own life,make her own judgements,and own mistakes she can
learn from.